Chasing Women

A

Sweet birdy
Asks,

"Can I call you?"

"Yes but not now, I'm still finishing a pint"

She calls anyway

"Listen, I'm still at the pub, let me ring you back in five."

20 minutes later

I arrive home.

"Hi birdy. How are you?"

She hammers on
About some ex-boyfriend

The things he's been doing

Asks my advice.

I don't want to hear it

And have none to give.

"Listen,
I'm going to throw up.

I'll text you in the morning."

I climb the stairs

Place my head in the bowl

And release.

I wake up fully clothed
On the floor

Feeling a little
Better.

~Just a dood.

Love,

Digress.